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Parents Prefer Babies

Parents Prefer Babies

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Condition: Very Good

Condition Notes: Cover shows moderate shelf wear. Binding is tight. Pages are clean and intact.

Author(s): Esther Schwartz
Edition: 1st

Publication year: 1930

Binding: Hardcover

Language: English

Publisher: E.P Dutton

Charming, clever, and quietly subversive, Parents Prefer Babies is a delightful collection of poetry that captures the whimsical and wistful heart of early 20th-century domestic life. In this rare 1930 first edition, Esther Schwartz offers a poetic portrait of family, childhood, and the often humorous disconnect between adult expectations and a child’s world.

With gentle satire and touching honesty, Schwartz explores the everyday joys and frustrations of parenthood—infused with rhyme, rhythm, and an unmistakable warmth. Each poem balances light-hearted wit with deeper emotional insight, revealing the timeless truths behind the title’s playful suggestion.

A gem for poetry lovers, vintage collectors, or anyone drawn to early feminist and domestic verse, Parents Prefer Babies is both a literary time capsule and a surprisingly modern take on the art of growing up—and raising others.

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Book Condition Scale

  • Like New

    This book is in excellent condition and appears to have been read only once. The pages are clean and unmarked, with no creases or stains. The binding remains firm and tight. There may be minimal signs of shelf wear on the cover or dust jacket, but overall, the book looks and feels nearly new.

  • Very Good

    This book has been read but remains in great condition. It does not look new, yet there is no obvious damage to the cover. Wear and tear are minimal. The pages are clean, free of highlighting or notes, though it may contain identifying marks from a previous owner or bookstore.

  • Good

    This book shows moderate to heavy signs of wear that can include creases, stains or tears. The cover may have minimal damage, and the binding remains intact with slight wear. The majority of pages are undamaged, though there may be some highlighting, underlining, or notes. It may also contain identifying marks from a previous owner or bookstore.

  • Acceptable

    This book shows significant wear, which may include tears, large stains, creases, loose pages, and heavy notes, underlining, or highlighting. The binding may be loose but remains intact. While it has noticeable imperfections, it is still a complete and readable copy. Any major defects will be clearly noted in the listing.

  • As Is

    This book is visibly worn and may be heavily soiled, scuffed, stained, or spotted. It may have loose joints, hinges, or pages, and some text or pages may be missing. Large tears and other significant defects may be present. While still a readable copy, it shows substantial signs of use. Any major flaws will be clearly noted in the listing.

  • Dust Jacket Grading

    (A) Excellent
    The dust jacket is in excellent condition, may show the slightest signs of shelf wear, if any.

    (B) Good
    Shows minor shelf wear, usually along edges and may have a few light stains.

    (C) Fair
    Displays moderate shelf wear, including some noticeable small tears, creasing and/or stains.

    (D) Poor
    Contains large tears, several creases, and/or heavy staining.

    (F) As Is
    Shows significant wear and tear. Majority of dust jacket is torn or missing. May contain heavy staining.